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I'm in a bad mood tonight,
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Posted by Becca_FL on 3/20/07 8:30pm
Msg #180949

I'm in a bad mood tonight,

trying to get things done around the house before the stuff hits the fan for the next six days and needed a laugh. This made me laugh and I hope it makes you laugh too. I hope this EOM makes you a (_$_)

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:


Smile means a smile and


Frown is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by


:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(_*_) a sore ass


{_!_} a swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around


(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass


You have just been e-mooned!

Reply by Ever/CA on 3/20/07 8:38pm
Msg #180952

(_E=mc2_)... Hahaha! n/m

Reply by Ever/CA on 3/20/07 8:41pm
Msg #180956

I think I want to have it as my signature. Those in the...

know would know. Smile

Reply by Susan Fischer on 3/20/07 8:39pm
Msg #180953

Laughing my (_zzz_) off! n/m

Reply by Susan Fischer on 3/20/07 8:39pm
Msg #180954

Laughing my (_zzz_) off! n/m

Reply by Susan Fischer on 3/20/07 8:39pm
Msg #180955

Oops, sorry. n/m

Reply by John_NorCal on 3/20/07 9:09pm
Msg #180964

(_?_) Apply this to my post above! n/m

Reply by Gerry_VT on 3/20/07 9:16pm
Msg #180967

A tricky one

Let me try to be a (_e=mc2_) and see if I this looks right:

(__) jackass

Reply by Gerry_VT on 3/20/07 9:20pm
Msg #180968

Rats, didn't work n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 3/20/07 9:37pm
Msg #180970

I didn't get it Gerry, but what about this?

(_>_) more than/greater than an ass

Here ya go, Gerry...

(_jack_)

Reply by Lisa Prestegard on 3/20/07 10:12pm
Msg #180978

Assicons are cute, but boobiecons are cuter....


.Y. flat boobies

(.Y.) curvy boobies

( . Y . ) fat boobies
(.)(.) little boobies

(o)(o) regular boobies

( O )( O ) big boobies

( ' ) ( ' ) perky boobies

( , ) ( , ) droopy boobies

{.} {.} cold boobies

( @ ) ( @ ) hairy boobies

And my personal favorite:

( $ )( $ ) expensive boobies (Him: 'Are those real?' Her: 'Yes... real expensive!'

Reply by Lisa Prestegard on 3/20/07 10:13pm
Msg #180979

Ooops! OT OT OT OT OT n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 3/20/07 10:27pm
Msg #180981

Re: Assicons are cute, but boobiecons are cuter....

It's on the wall, next to the assicons. MANY thanks. LMAOROFL

Reply by Susan Fischer on 3/20/07 10:03pm
Msg #180973

Re: A tricky one

Some keyboards are (_1/2_) half assed

Reply by cyndi_ca on 3/20/07 10:07pm
Msg #180977

ROTFLMAO (_!_) n/m

Reply by marlindog on 3/20/07 10:54pm
Msg #180984

thats great brought a much needed smile to my face. thanx! n/m

Reply by TitleGalCA on 3/20/07 10:55pm
Msg #180985

Becca and Lisa those are keepers! Thx for the smile. n/m

Reply by marlindog on 3/20/07 11:05pm
Msg #180989

you guys are to mucking fuch..........keep up the good work! n/m


 
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