Posted by Tasha Smiley on 5/8/07 5:01pm
Msg #189406

Business

I am available to do any notaries in the San bernardino, Orange, Riverside, and Los Angeles County. Please email me or give me a call at 951-347-5244.

Reply by jba/fl on 5/8/07 5:06pm
Msg #189408

what will you do and for how much. LOL
Watch your phrasing here.

Reply by Linda_H/FL on 5/8/07 5:36pm
Msg #189419

Re: ROFL n/m

Reply by LindaD/NJ on 5/8/07 6:42pm
Msg #189435

Re: ROFL

Ditto! Too funny. I just want $$$

Reply by Charles_Ca on 5/8/07 5:10pm
Msg #189409

This heah doin' of Notaries has just gotta cease, heaya! n/m

Reply by kmo on 5/8/07 5:12pm
Msg #189410

sounds like you notaries in the cali counties have your own little hotnot here on the notrot.

Reply by Charles_Ca on 5/8/07 5:16pm
Msg #189411

Re: Business, Ya nevah know M, of course to get the whole

gist of my post you have to say it in your best Foghorn Leghorn voice, and if you don't understand ask Lisa. Of course not beoing from the South myself I may have mis-spelled some of those words theyah!

Reply by Lisa Prestegard on 5/8/07 5:34pm
Msg #189417

~~swoon~~ Did I hear Foghorn Leghorn in here?

Foghorn just makes me sigh. Gonna have to dig out the classic cartoon video again, now that Charles got me started

Reply by Tasha Smiley on 5/9/07 11:49am
Msg #189522

Notaries... Loan Signing Agents... Spanish Speakers whom ever you may be. Yesterday I posted a mini sentence. I suggest you take your mind out of the gutter. It simply stated my availability. It was not an offer for personal favors.

Reply by Loretta Reed on 5/9/07 12:53pm
Msg #189539

I personally didn't have my mind in the gutter, I just took it that you were new and had very little idea on what your role was. You are a Notary Public. You don't "do" notaries. You verify the id of someone that signs something of importance. It is a notarial act. It's okay, we all get yelled at about punctuation and spelling. It is the nature of the beast. Just like attorneys in the title business hate it when I spell something wrong on a title report. It can be a potential lawsuit.

Reply by Becca_FL on 5/8/07 5:30pm
Msg #189416

Is "do'in notaries" a new fettish?

We sure are seeing a lot of it lately. Are we now NILF's?

Reply by Lisa Prestegard on 5/8/07 5:35pm
Msg #189418

New acronym from our Becca... NILF :o) n/m

Reply by Charles_Ca on 5/8/07 5:51pm
Msg #189421

OK Becca, I'l bite, just what is a NILF? n/m

Reply by Linda_H/FL on 5/8/07 5:53pm
Msg #189422

Re: LOL...thanks for bailing me out Charles..:) n/m

Reply by Mickey_Fan on 5/8/07 5:54pm
Msg #189423

I agree, Linda, THANKS to Charles for bailing us out! n/m

Reply by Lisa Prestegard on 5/8/07 6:04pm
Msg #189425

Check your pm Charles n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 5/8/07 6:11pm
Msg #189427

just what is a NILF?

I'm sorry, but I can't say it here on the board. It's derived from the acronyms MILF and GILF. If you are brave and can handle a crude joke, you can google, but be warned of the adult content as it may be offensive to some...maybe even most. I'm sure that urbandictionary.com has a definition for the two acronyms I referenced.

Reply by Linda_H/FL on 5/8/07 6:14pm
Msg #189429

Re: Thanks Becca

My closing got cancelled so now I have something to do..<G>

Reply by Charles_Ca on 5/8/07 6:17pm
Msg #189430

I just had it explained to me, WHOOOOWE, its getting hot! n/m

Reply by Mickey_Fan on 5/8/07 6:21pm
Msg #189431

Re: just what is a NILF?

urbandictionary does have those two defined ... and my brain had stopped at "Debbie Does Dallas"! Good one, Becca!!

I love people who call us and say, "I need a notary attached to this......." Unfortunately, I can't attach myself to the document!

Reply by MistarellaFL on 5/8/07 6:24pm
Msg #189432

MILF

from movie the American Pie
Mother I'd like to Find (polite version)...

c/p'd from: http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/MILF

Reply by rengel/CA on 5/8/07 7:01pm
Msg #189439

Is that like a MILK?

Mother I'd Like to Kiss? That's the tv friendly version on our local channel.

Reply by Linda_H/FL on 5/8/07 5:38pm
Msg #189420

Re: You guys are hysterical!! n/m

Reply by CaliNotary on 5/8/07 6:49pm
Msg #189436

How many hundreds of square miles do these counties cover? You'll really do closings in Needles, Pacific Palisades, Palm Springs and San Juan Capistrano? You might want to advertise a more realistic coverage area (and not on this board, besides being against the rules it's a complete waste of time here).

Reply by MistarellaFL on 5/8/07 6:56pm
Msg #189437

Against the rules, yet so entertaining! n/m

Reply by Delta_CA on 5/8/07 7:36pm
Msg #189443

PLEASE SEND PICTURES.......AND RESUME! n/m

Reply by DPazCA on 5/8/07 8:00pm
Msg #189447

Re: PLEASE SEND PICTURES.......AND RESUME!

Look, I am not laughing (too hard), and I am not getting a total kick out of this (much), but with the day I have had......I really needed this one LMSAO. TY....oh, and......it really storms my drain when it takes me so long to figure out an acronym that is so obvious. But, got it!

Reply by Lake/NWI on 5/8/07 9:20pm
Msg #189454

Re: TASHA, now you see who is UNPROFESSIONAL! n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 5/8/07 9:29pm
Msg #189456

Poor Lake,she lost her funny bone in an unfortunate accident



I sure hope the doctors can help her to cope.

Reply by Becca_FL on 5/8/07 9:32pm
Msg #189458

Excuse me? Lake/NWI, how professional is it to say...

"I am available to do any notaries in..."

Get a grip...OR, do you do notaries too?

Reply by Charles_Ca on 5/8/07 10:32pm
Msg #189464

I am sorry to say Becca but humorlessnes is terminal.

Unless one can apply liberal amounts of humor at frequent intervals at the very first signs of curmudgeonness the person lapses into the terminal stages know as hemorrhoidism and only through surgery can they made made into perfect a$$holes but that still renders them useless as human beings.

Reply by Becca_FL on 5/9/07 12:15am
Msg #189478

Re: I am sorry to say Becca but humorlessnes is terminal.

OMG. Chuck, did you just say what I think you said??? WTG!

Reply by Charles_Ca on 5/9/07 12:54am
Msg #189482

Yep n/m

Reply by MistarellaFL on 5/8/07 10:53pm
Msg #189466

Oh, puleez....if you don't have a SOH

we'll get you one next Christmas.
Lighten up!
This is the watercooler!
We're on break right now, boz.
It really IS funny to see how people explain their livelihood in this manner.

Reply by KBLedgard_CA on 5/9/07 8:24am
Msg #189493

What a hypocrite!

Lake, you are the epitome of the pot calling the kettle black. Why don't you go back and read the thread #129735 and then we'll talk about unprofessional.

Reply by Dave_CA on 5/9/07 9:10am
Msg #189502

Optical Rectalitis

A very often misdiagnosed, and therefore untreated, condition caused when the optic nerve and the rectal nerve become crossed resulting in a sh*tty outlook on life.
I'm not a doctor. But my 1st two initials are DR.

Reply by Charles_Ca on 5/9/07 11:11am
Msg #189516

Re: What a hypocrite! Oh mY, eveyone on this thread read

message 129735, you will not believe the exchange. Tanks Kyle, I read through and just couldn't contain myseflf, that is most enlightening.

Reply by Linda_H/FL on 5/9/07 11:39am
Msg #189520

Re: What a hypocrite! Oh mY, eveyone on this thread read

I read it too - quite an eye-opener.

Reply by BrendaTx on 5/9/07 11:47am
Msg #189521

Charles, check your email. n/m

Reply by Charles_Ca on 5/9/07 12:00pm
Msg #189525

Thanks Brenda, that explains it all. :) n/m