Posted by Sylvia_FL on 5/19/07 5:54pm
Msg #190967

OT: Five tips for the ladies:)

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is impor tant to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other

Reply by jba/fl on 5/19/07 6:02pm
Msg #190968

How true! LOL! thanks. n/m

Reply by DogmongerCA on 5/19/07 6:07pm
Msg #190969

Two words for the gents that guarantee success

YES DEAR:-)

Reply by cntrlcalntry on 5/19/07 6:24pm
Msg #190971

The other two great words. n/m

Reply by cntrlcalntry on 5/19/07 6:25pm
Msg #190972

Ooops!

Love it!!!!!!

Reply by jba/fl on 5/20/07 2:23am
Msg #190995

Re: Ooops!

How about: You do not look fat in...

Reply by Gary_CA on 5/20/07 9:55am
Msg #191005

The only smart reply to that stupid question.

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"You're beautiful and I love you."

No matter how strong the protest that you aren't answering the specific question, repeat that answer as often as necessary.

Reply by BrendaTx on 5/20/07 11:50am
Msg #191009

Re: OT: Sylvia, thank you...you are so right!

If you muck up #5 it can be disasterous.