Posted by Hugh Nations Signing Agents of Austin on 11/9/07 3:05pm Msg #220482
Zen and the Art of Signing Agentry
Today I had what must be the ultimate minimalist experience.
I went to a tiny home in a small South Austin neighborhood. There was a compact pickup truck in the driveway and a subcompact off-road vehicle parked in the narrow street out front.
The loan was a reverse mortgage. The lump-sum settlement was for – yes, this is the gospel truth -- $148. The borrower’s name was Bill. He had a dog; naturally, it was a Chihuahua. The Chihuahua’s name? “Dog.”
Thinking about it, though, this actually may not have been the ultimate minimalist experience. The borrower was 6’3”. Besides, the damned Chihuahua was maximally annoying.
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