Posted by JohnnyB on 9/28/07 9:03pm Msg #213773
Just about had it!!!
Tomorrow, I am going to IKEA to invest in a portable table and a portable light, to save my back and my eyesight. The next I see a dining room table full of crap and the only place to sign is a coffee table (which I now hate) I might just lose it and go crazy on the borrower.
New England Patriots rule!
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Reply by Nancy M. Misenar on 9/28/07 9:08pm Msg #213774
How about a broken down bench and using 24x24x24 old box for the table, sitting outside amongst the bees who were friendly as all get out because they did not want me to go into the house, they said it was because of the dogs.... A signing agent is the life for me. AAHHH life is good......
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Reply by Marinna/FL on 9/28/07 9:10pm Msg #213775
Re: Just about had it!!! I'm amazed...
at how many signings are exactly as you described! (scratching head...) I would never have believed it, had I not run into the same situation--many times - it blows me away. I've had to sit on the floor at the coffee table because the big dogs were all laying on the couch--not to mention the lighting was equal to candle light.
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Reply by CJ on 9/28/07 10:10pm Msg #213781
And of course . . .
The borrower who wants to meet you in the parking lot at work, and says, "We can do it on the hood of my car. It's just one piece of paper, right?"
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Reply by OR on 9/29/07 1:09am Msg #213812
Re: Just about had it!!! I'm amazed...
and the dog wont leave my stuff alone and the coffee table is full. How do people live that way?
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Reply by Charm_AL on 9/29/07 8:35am Msg #213821
Re: Just about had it!!! I'm amazed...
LOL! I could tell you stories all day long....
I had a signing on a ripped up couch on a board because there was no space in this home that wasn't occupied, and I mean occupied. I wished I had a gas mask.
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Reply by DebbieT on 9/29/07 9:06am Msg #213825
Re: Just about had it!!! I'm amazed...
A nice card table and a few fold up chairs. I keep telling myself I am going to invest in one.
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Reply by CJ on 9/29/07 11:04am Msg #213835
Re: Just about had it!!! I'm amazed...
It's amazing: one minute you are in a house that is a filthy, stressful, trashy pigsty, then the next house is like Martha Stewart: so peaceful and happy. It makes me realize that people really do make their own heavens and hells.
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