Posted by Rachel/ORWA on 9/18/07 2:06pm
Msg #211788

OT: Collecting Funny Not-Attorney Disclaimers; Contribute!

There seem to be endless variations of the "I'm not an attorney, blah blah blah" disclaimers, which people add to their posts, and some of them are laugh-out-loud funny.

I'd love to read your best ones!

Reply by Becca_FL on 9/18/07 2:10pm
Msg #211791

Re: OT: Collecting Funny Not-Attorney Disclaimers; Contribut

I'm not an atty, I don't play one on TV and I did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

Reply by Rachel/ORWA on 9/18/07 2:30pm
Msg #211794

Here's a recent one from Sylvia (hope she doesn't mind)

Not to be construed as legal advice as I am not an attorney, haven't played one on TV, but watched a lot of Law and Order and have a relative in the legal profession.

Reply by C_in_OKC on 9/18/07 3:00pm
Msg #211796

"Not an attorney...but my brother is, and my next door neighbor is a paralegal."

Reply by LJ on 9/18/07 4:21pm
Msg #211804

I am not an attorney but am currently paying two of them big bucks to settle a trust and lawsuit against trust.

Reply by MelissaCT on 9/18/07 4:26pm
Msg #211806

Never used, but off the top of my head:

Not an attorney, but I dated one once & they really do know how to sc**w you!

Reply by MelissaCT on 9/18/07 4:27pm
Msg #211807

OT -- Sorry, but I couldn't resist!!!! n/m

Reply by jba/fl on 9/18/07 5:09pm
Msg #211815

Best one MelissaCT. TY! n/m

Reply by MelissaCT on 9/18/07 5:49pm
Msg #211824

Re: Best one MelissaCT. TY!

Of course, he was a divorce attorney, not a real estate one! (;D)