Reply by BrendaTx on 9/29/07 8:49am
Msg #213822
Who will explain the connection to newbies?
Newbies are not connecting the dots between their desired signing agent profession and the fact that "mortgage industry bust=no work".
If you try to explain that to them, they so, "oh, I just want to make a little extra money."
"But there's no mortgage work to be had."
Well, I think you're just bitter; everyone has to start somewhere!
Reminds me of a joke...
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see http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/No_chocolate for the less sanitized version.
Some people need a little help in understanding simple concepts
Lady walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day.
"I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says.
"I'm sorry ma'am, but we've had a run on chocolate in this weather and we just ran out. We've got 30 other flavours, so please pick one of them." replied the clerk.
"Oh well, I guess I'll just have a quart of chocolate then."
"Ma'am, perhaps you didn't hear me. We are completely out of chocolate ice cream, but I'll be happy to sell you another flavour."
"Oh. Better make it just a pint of chocolate then."
The clerk has had enough at this point and asks, "Listen, lady, spell the 'VAN' in 'vanilla'."
The lady is puzzled, but replies "V-A-N".
"OK, now spell the 'STRAW' in 'strawberry'. he says.
She slowly replies, "S-T-R-A-W", still not sure what he's up to.
"OK, now spell the "FREAK" in 'chocolate'."
She looks at him and says, "There's no 'FREAK' in chocolate!'
He shouts back, "That's what I'm tryin to tell you, lady! There's no freakin' chocolate!"
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