Posted by Gary_CA on 6/4/09 4:07pm
Msg #291156

Swing low, sweet chariot

Swing low new signing service
With this fee I'm gonna hafta walk home
Swing low new signing service
No gas for me to drive my car home

We got a signing in 3 hours and we need you
bilingual edocs but they're really ready now
Comin' for to carry me home

Swing low sweet signing service
Our fee for this job is 85 bucks
Well no, sweet signing service
That's not quite how this deal works

Swing low sweet signing service
you need to call my friend Bert

Whatdaya know my phone rings again
More work headed my way
Edocs $75
but we'll send lots of work your way

Well sorry sweet signing service,
y'all have a nice day.

If you get to heaven before I do
Comin' for to carry me home
Tell Saint Peter I'ma comin too
Just as soon as pay off my gas bill.

Reply by YumaAgent on 6/4/09 4:12pm
Msg #291157

lol :) n/m

Reply by John Schenk on 6/4/09 4:26pm
Msg #291160

LOL Are you gone yet? ;-)

Reply by Gary_CA on 6/4/09 4:34pm
Msg #291162

Nope still here...but St. Peter's watchin me.

Call #3 was a decent job and 6 was a good time... took it.

Of course signer wants to change to 4 but okay...

Reply by Susan Fischer on 6/4/09 5:32pm
Msg #291168

Too funny. Thanks, Gary. Boy, gas up to $2.98 today... n/m

Reply by Dennis D Broadbooks on 6/4/09 6:54pm
Msg #291178

I'm Disappointed...

...all those lines of prose & not a single reference to the 1st place team in the NL West. Almost a good waste of bandwidth.

Reply by Claudine Osborne on 6/4/09 9:44pm
Msg #291204

Re: I'm Disappointed...

Sounds like Dennis may have another carreer hes working on or bored, lol..Cute anyway!

Reply by Gary_CA on 6/5/09 12:10am
Msg #291220

I'm too tired for more "verse" (sic) but idiot #2 was a hoot

Offered me $75 for edocs, but the timing and location was just perfect so I only asked for $100 (yeah yeah, put down the spitwads)

He'll have to get that approved.

No problem, you do that.

Half hour later he gained the coveted approval (what buddy tired after calling only 5, gotta be more persistent)

Yeah I can do your $100 but there's some special details with this lender.

Oh?!?

They need you to print 3 packages, sign two and send one to Title and one to the Lender (A split package, but grow then split, kind of like embryonic development.)

And... they don't have a FedEx account we need you to send it and we'll reimburse you.

I need at least $125 for that (No, I'd not do it for that, but I figured that would blow him off, otherwise when he called back I'd have an appointment already.)

"Gee... I'd have to get that approved"

You do that.

Reply by Gary_CA on 6/5/09 10:51am
Msg #291303

Oh and I forgot...

on his first call when he offered me $75 he actually said "our fees are not high but we make it up to our agents in volume."

Just what I need, a whole lot of cheap signings!

That's when I started backing away, I think I must have been tired, if I had been more alert I woulda just cut him off hard right there and saved 3 more calls.