Posted by Hugh Nations Signing Agents of Austin on 7/22/10 9:59am
Msg #345939

Runaway Thread Lite

To save everybody time, I have constructed the following Runaway Thread Lite. There will no longer be any need for us to spend our time actually posting to such threads; all the original poster needs to do is cite the name of the company in the heading and this message. All the rest of us can go on about our affairs.

Happy posting, everyone.


RUNAWAY THREAD LITE

A. ____________ Closings doesn’t pay
1. See message ___________
2. Always check SC
3. Didn’t you check SC?
4. Why didn’t you check SC?
5. I couldn’t find them in SC
6. Here is a link to them in SC
7. Oh
B. ___________ won’t answer the phone
1. Here is an alternative phone number
2. Alternative phone number is disconnected
C. Report them to:
1. The title company
2. The attorney general
3. The post office
4. Their mother
D. We need to do something about companies that don’t pay
1. Everybody needs to boycott them
2. I thought I would give them a chance
3. You’re an imbecile, and deserve what you got
a. Calinotary is an ass
b. Calinotary is an assh**e.
c. Calinotary is a driveby assh**e.
d. Calinotary doesn’t have enough character to qualify as an assh**e
E. We need to boycott the lowballers, too
1. We need to organize
2. We need some federal legislation
3. One thing we don’t need is the federal government in our business
4. That belongs in Just Politics
a. Screw the federal government --- yah yah yah!
b. You are a rightwing Nazi.
c. Message deleted
F. Who are you, and why are you anonymous?
1. I am not anonymous; my name is on my posts
2. You are not linked to your profile
a. And he doesn’t list his wife’s name and mother’s birthdate
b. There’s no notary by that name in the U.S., Canada or Puerto Rico
3. What difference does it make?
a. He writes like Robert
b. He writes like Aurelio
c. He writes like Ernest Hemmingway
d. He smells like a wet dog
4. I don’t have to take this. I’m leaving, and won’t post anymore
a. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass
b. This is supposed to be a professional forum
G. Hold it; SOX is calling me with a closing

Reply by bagger on 7/22/10 10:04am
Msg #345940

LOL - But, I think this belongs in Leisure!

Reply by GOLDGIRL/CA on 7/22/10 11:44am
Msg #345953

Verry good, bagger! Hugh should add this right under "I think this belongs in Just Politics."

Reply by LMS on 7/22/10 10:08am
Msg #345942

I love it!

Reply by GOLDGIRL/CA on 7/22/10 11:42am
Msg #345952

You've outdone yourself, Hugh! Hilarious. Actually I was looking for a way to express my feelings about Calinotary - and there it all is under it's own a.b.c.d. category! Thanks.

Reply by Ernest__CT on 7/22/10 6:25pm
Msg #346017

I'd add an "e" for Calinotary

e. He's very knowledgeable, but does not suffer fools gladly. In fact, he doesn't suffer fools at all.

Reply by CaliNotary on 7/23/10 4:42am
Msg #346052

I love that Hugh thinks I'm so horrible

because I have the nerve to sh!t talk people on here, based on what they've written. Yet somehow, he also thinks it's perfectly fine to sh!t talk me on here, based on what I've written. Not that I care that he does it, he has just as much right to spew his opinion as I do, but I would love to know what the distinction is. Is it simply because I don't use the bloviating windbag vocabulary that he does, but instead say words like sh!t talk?

Reply by Hugh Nations Signing Agents of Austin on 7/23/10 10:19am
Msg #346066

Re: I love that Hugh thinks I'm so horrible

***I would love to know what the distinction is. Is it simply because I don't use the bloviating windbag vocabulary that he does, but instead say words like sh!t talk?***

Well, yeah, that could be part of it, Cali. Perhaps it could be that I just want to get the most out of my membership in Bloviators Anonymous. Or it could be that I consider your choice of an obscenity-laced vocabulary indicative of the caliber of your mind.

More than likely, though, it is because you choose to demean people who have not demeaned you, and who generally don't deserve the vilification you heap upon them (you can substitute "abuse" for "vilification" if that's a bit too much bloviation for you).