Posted by Robert/FL on 5/26/10 12:13pm
Msg #338327

Here's a thought re: stamping with other hand

I found today that my stamp impressions come out a lot clearer when I use my left hand to push down.

Reply by GOLDGIRL/CA on 5/26/10 12:26pm
Msg #338328

You need to go sit in the corner until you can learn to behave. Say ... at least a month.

Reply by C. Rivera Chicago Notary Services on 5/26/10 12:30pm
Msg #338329

talking about too much time on your hands...hand... n/m

Reply by Sylvia_FL on 5/26/10 12:37pm
Msg #338330

How about stamping on it with your foot? That would really give a good impression:)

Reply by Jack/AL on 5/26/10 12:39pm
Msg #338331

You have to hold your tongue just right, too.

Reply by Ali/IL on 5/26/10 4:48pm
Msg #338400

Rofl!!!!!!!!

Reply by Notarysigner on 5/26/10 12:51pm
Msg #338333

Stamping Cross-handed or upside down or in space will accomplish that also.

Reply by GOLDGIRL/CA on 5/26/10 1:10pm
Msg #338337

Actually, Robert, you may be on to something ...

(assuming you are right-handed). I recently had a signing with an assisted living/care home nurse who was telling me about her Alzheimer patients ... and how to forestall the advent of senility, dementia, etc - she said learn a foreign language and use your left hand as much as possible! Who knew?

Still, Robert, you are on probation and cannot associate with "Notary Talk" in any manner until at least three people post that they actually miss you and want your valued input. Think of it as being under house arrest.

Reply by Robert/FL on 5/26/10 1:12pm
Msg #338338

Funny thing is I get PMs from various members

who obviously value my contribution to this board. Unfortunately they are afraid to stick up for me to the "big nasties".

Reply by GOLDGIRL/CA on 5/26/10 1:33pm
Msg #338343

We're just kidding you, Robert, the fact is ....

we owe PAW's extreeeeemely interesting response about paraphs to your recent question!

Reply by MW/VA on 5/26/10 1:59pm
Msg #338364

Re: Funny thing is I get PMs from various members

It's because you're so good at playing "poor innocent victim" here.

Reply by Robert/FL on 5/26/10 2:03pm
Msg #338366

And exactly what is it that I have done

that has made me so unwelcome on this board?

Is it because I post what I want instead of the same old "so and so doesn't pay" crap?
Tough. This is a notary board.

Reply by PAW on 5/26/10 2:19pm
Msg #338371

It is all about attitude

Your response "Is it because I post what I want instead of the same old 'so and so doesn't pay' crap? ***Tough. This is a notary board.***" comes across as arrogant and possibly even insulting. Remember, people cannot see attitudes, body language and other visual cues, so they can only go by the way they read your posts. And often, what a reader may perceive, right or wrong, is not very encouraging.

Reply by Sylvia_FL on 5/26/10 2:28pm
Msg #338376

You got it PAW

His attitude from Day 1 has been arrogant and insulting to those who are professional signing agents.

Hmm searching the net one comes across this:

Tampa Bay Notary Weddings - Robert T. Koehler, Notary Public
Robert T. Koehler, Notary Public, offers inexpensive wedding and signing agent services in the Tampa Bay Area. Get your Florida Marriage License by mail and get ...
http://www.notaryweddings.com/

Reply by Ali/IL on 5/26/10 4:53pm
Msg #338401

Re: You got it PAW

Your website looks so beautiful but, sure doesn't fit the personality that comes across here.

Reply by Notarysigner on 5/26/10 2:56pm
Msg #338382

Re: It is all about attitude so very true to say the least! n/m

Reply by MW/VA on 5/26/10 8:00pm
Msg #338441

Re: And exactly what is it that I have done

You've made your own bed by constantly arguing & insulting people like Sylvia, who has earned the greatest respect here & elsewhere. So there!

Reply by MW/VA on 5/26/10 8:11pm
Msg #338442

BTW, Robert. Are you a member of NR? I don't see your name

appearing anywhere in your area.

Reply by BrendaTx on 5/26/10 8:32pm
Msg #338444

You can hide your profile from searches. n/m

Reply by Sylvia_FL on 5/26/10 1:21pm
Msg #338340

Re: Actually, Robert, you may be on to something ...

"and how to forestall the advent of senility, dementia, etc - she said learn a foreign language and use your left hand as much as possible"

Wow! I guess I need to start using my left hand more.

I actually use both hands when using my notary seal, as I don't have any strength in my hands if using only one.
I know enough foreign languages to get by;)

Reply by Ilene C. Seidel on 5/26/10 1:26pm
Msg #338342

Robert we all need a laugh now and then. "Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine."
Lord Byron (1788 - 1824)

Reply by bagger on 5/26/10 1:36pm
Msg #338344

I found it very effective if I follow these steps;
1. Center stamp over area I want to imprint.
2. Smack it with my forehead.

This both wakes me up and gets the attention of the signee.

Reply by Julie/MI on 5/26/10 1:44pm
Msg #338346

What a visual!! LOL

My todder has stamped my desk and her book "Are You My Mother" and just about all the pages of my planner...keeps her busy while I'm "docing" out.

Reply by Notarysigner on 5/26/10 1:48pm
Msg #338349

I second THAT!! specially of you have a Paraph on the tip..

you might finish up looking like Mike Tyson LOL

Reply by Ali/IL on 5/26/10 4:54pm
Msg #338403

I can't take this!!!laughing too hard.

Reply by Frank/NC on 5/26/10 1:45pm
Msg #338347

Have you ever given a thought to the fact that you might be left handed?

Reply by Robert/FL on 5/26/10 1:47pm
Msg #338348

Stamping may be the only thing I'm good at w/ left hand n/m

Reply by CaliNotary on 5/26/10 1:49pm
Msg #338351

I'm only good at doing one thing left handed

and it sure ain't stamping!

Reply by Robert/FL on 5/26/10 1:50pm
Msg #338352

TMI! lol n/m

Reply by C. Rivera Chicago Notary Services on 5/26/10 2:23pm
Msg #338374

DOPE! n/m

Reply by Bob_Chicago on 5/26/10 1:50pm
Msg #338353

There is something else that Robert, apparently does

(figuaratively of course) with both hands. Hopefully, he wil stop
prior to going blind.

Reply by Robert/FL on 5/26/10 1:52pm
Msg #338354

Someone else takes care of that for me, thank you very much n/m

Reply by MW/VA on 5/26/10 1:55pm
Msg #338355

TMI! TIMI! n/m

Reply by kathy/ca on 5/26/10 1:56pm
Msg #338357

Ha ha, I cant stop laughing, this is the greatest group of

people I know, always good for a laugh! Robert, you have the best/funniest way of getting a lot of responses to your posts. Even though you know very little about being a notary, your comic relief is always welcome here.

Reply by Robert/FL on 5/26/10 1:57pm
Msg #338359

I know "very little" about being a notary? Mm-kay... n/m

Reply by kathy/ca on 5/26/10 2:04pm
Msg #338367

It appears that way based on your posts, maybe I'm wrong. n/m

Reply by Robert/FL on 5/26/10 2:07pm
Msg #338368

Do you actually read MY posts or are you more preoccupied

with the responses? If you look at my posts for what they are worth you will find that I am actually an extremely knowledgeable notary, although each post is met with twenty responses trying to prove me wrong.

Reply by Sylvia_FL on 5/26/10 2:22pm
Msg #338373

Re: Do you actually read MY posts or are you more preoccupied

"I am actually an extremely knowledgeable notary,"

Can't tell from your arrogant posts.

Reply by desktopfull on 5/26/10 6:13pm
Msg #338414

Re: Do you actually read MY posts or are you more preoccupied

You post a message and then proceed to arrogantly insult and verbally attack the responders. Really great way to get a lot of responses and attention. Guess I'll never understand why some people are so needy for recognition and to be the center of attention.

Reply by MW/VA on 5/26/10 7:57pm
Msg #338440

Re: Do you actually read MY posts or are you more preoccupied

Yes, the threads get very long because he argues with every response. This is not IM.

Reply by Frank/NC on 5/26/10 1:56pm
Msg #338358

Re: There is something else that Robert, apparently does

Where did I leave my glasses?

Reply by Linda Juenger on 5/26/10 1:58pm
Msg #338362

Thanks for the laughs today. Can't stop giggling. n/m

Reply by MW/VA on 5/26/10 2:00pm
Msg #338365

I think this should have been report in "Leisure". LOL n/m

Reply by Ali/IL on 5/26/10 4:58pm
Msg #338404

Re: I think this should have been report in "Leisure". LOL

Oh we needed to laugh today.

One time I fell asleep and my granddaughter stamped all over my bedsheets .

Reply by MW/VA on 5/26/10 7:55pm
Msg #338439

Re: I think this should have been report in "Leisure". LOL

LOL--Do you think she did it with her left hand? LOL