Posted by Bob_Chicago on 4/1/11 12:12am
Msg #378236

GREAT NEWS FOR THE NOTARY ROTARY COMMUNITY!!!!

Happy to say that all no pay and slow pay signing services and title companies that owe money to NOTROTERS have gotten together and decided to send all late payments to me. I have been directed to distribute the funds to the proper NOTROT NSAs .
Please send your outstanding invoices to me, together with a $5.00 processing fee.
Your transmittal must also include a signed (and, of course, notarized) statement
certifying , under oath, that you believe that that I am the most competent, coolest and best-looking NSA of all time.
I have established a special e-mail account for this purpose
[e-mail address]
Dated this 1st day of April, 2011
Have a great day, all
Bob_Chicago

Reply by LMS on 4/1/11 12:29am
Msg #378238

WOW..... You are da man!!

Reply by jba/fl on 4/1/11 12:36am
Msg #378239

Someone was watching the clock closely

It was the greatest! All time sham!wow! from ChiTown!

WooHoo

Reply by JanetK_CA on 4/1/11 12:48am
Msg #378242

Re: Someone was watching the clock closely - LOL!!!

I had the exact same thought! This one will be hard to beat - but hopefully someone will at least try. Let's hope this is a fun day!!

Reply by linda/ca on 4/1/11 1:34am
Msg #378244

Re: Someone was watching the clock closely - LOL!!!

Cute.......Good one!

Reply by Ireneky on 4/1/11 9:48am
Msg #378271

Can I got in on the ground floor ? n/m

Reply by 101livescan on 4/1/11 2:30am
Msg #378247

Cheerio, Bob! Long Live the King Bob, you've come to the aid of all of us who need to be paid by those lousy snakes who hoard the notary fees and forget the lowly little notaries scrapping for food on the table and gas in the tank...Love Live the King Bob.

Good one! for April Fools!

Reply by BobbiCT on 4/1/11 6:34am
Msg #378252

Could I sent $1 cash and a postage stamp? LOL /nm n/m

Reply by LkArrowhd/CA on 4/1/11 8:01am
Msg #378256

Roars with laughter...... n/m

Reply by MW/VA on 4/1/11 8:30am
Msg #378263

ROFL! n/m

Reply by James Dawson on 4/1/11 9:11am
Msg #378268

Very good !!!! n/m

Reply by C. Rivera Chicago Notary Services on 4/1/11 10:38am
Msg #378278

LMAO...post a pic of yourself on ur profile!!! n/m

Reply by LisaWI on 4/1/11 5:01pm
Msg #378360

Re: Whoooot!!

Very funny Bob I needed that laught today.