Reply by HisHughness on 4/11/11 7:05pm Msg #379466
Harry and the folks at Notary Rotary are also great at straightening out your teenage kids, identifying the source of that "thump" in your automobile engine, providing recipes for tasty angelfood cake using only stale bread, cheap honey and lumpy brown sugar, reminding you of significant birthdays, floating payday loans, explaining the application of quantum physics to vacuuming carpets efficiently, predicting future additions to the Periodic Table, translating menus in Ethiopian restaurants, and identifying appropriate, welcome Valentine gifts for a wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/blowup doll.
They also do windows.
Harry, who bears a striking resemblance to Clint Eastword, both in demeanor and physique, is known among NotRot's Southern continguent as "Purty Harry." It is because of that resemblance to the flinty Eastwood that NotRot forums are known as "Spaghetti Fori." That, and the fact that a couple of the forums occasionally get pretty saucy.
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Reply by Susan Fischer on 4/11/11 10:27pm Msg #379480
Hahahaha. Ok, Jack, you're off the the punitentiary, and
Hugh's gets the Funny of the Day Award.
Drinks on the House, and free treats for everyone's fur-faces.
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