Posted by James Dawson on 4/21/11 1:18pm
Msg #380850

Work available in Bay Area

To all the notaries in my area, please be on the look out for a rash of signing request I will miss out on because I will be missing in action this weekend. I will be taking my notarial availability duties to the Church of “what’s happening”, St. Las Vegas.

I will be acknowledging all chips, "swearing" in/at slots, "ID" all wonderful buffets and "stamping" keno spots. Hopefully I will NOT be laying any eggs the could delay funding! Have a great weekend All.

Reply by Linda_H/FL on 4/21/11 1:31pm
Msg #380854

LOL..next up!! His Charlie Sheen Impression.."WINNING!"..:) n/m

Reply by Stephanie_CA on 4/21/11 2:11pm
Msg #380866

James, Don't work to hard....:)

and enjoy your time in Vegas Baby!!!

Reply by rengel/CA on 4/21/11 2:38pm
Msg #380869

It always cracked me up

when I saw the sign for the Catholic church, "Our Lady of Las Vegas". Always just seemed a little sacreligious to me.

Enjoy your trip!

Reply by bagger on 4/21/11 2:44pm
Msg #380873

Re: It always cracked me up

Don't laugh!
A kid I went to Grade school and High School with is a Pastor at a Parish in Vegas.
He NEVER has to ask for donations!!!!
The Parish is doing very well.

Reply by Les_CO on 4/21/11 3:13pm
Msg #380881

GOOD LUCK!!!

Reply by Alz on 4/21/11 3:31pm
Msg #380889

Viva Lost Wages! Have fun. n/m

Reply by James Dawson on 4/21/11 4:04pm
Msg #380900

Well it isn't like I'm making a lot this month

waiting on someone to call me with a decent paying job and the slots probably pay better then SS. LOL

Reply by Susan Fischer on 4/21/11 9:09pm
Msg #380960

Gambling Rule #1: Count out your "play" money. Stuff it

in your right pocket.

Rule #2: All winnings go in left pocket.

Rule #3: When right pocket is empty, head for home/the spa/a show. Pay with $$ in left pocket.

Rule #4: Beat feet home, deposit left pocket jingles in savings account until you need Rule #1 again.

Good luck, James!

Reply by bagger on 4/22/11 3:05pm
Msg #381034

Re: Gambling Rule #1: Count out your "play" money. Stuff it

LOL, I have similar rules.
My wife does not gamble, I play blackjack, she goes and sits in the lounge and watches the show there. Every once in awhile she comes back and sees how I am doing. So, here are my rules.
1. Set a limit as to what you are going to lose per day. This is your entertainment money, and it is already gone!
2. When wife comes by ro see how you are doing, and you are up, take 1/2 of your winnings, give them to your wife and tell her no matter how much I beg and plead, do not give these chips back to me.
3. If you are up. move to another casino.
4. Repeat these steps until you have spent your limit. (wife's pocket is profit)

NEVER SPLIT 10's
Always split A's and 8's
If the dealer show 5,6 and you can up your bet, DO IT!

Reply by MW/VA on 4/22/11 7:45pm
Msg #381051

Hope you win big & we hear back from you that you've

completely retired on your winnings & can paint away to your heart's desire! LOL

Reply by C. Rivera Chicago Notary Services on 4/24/11 5:51am
Msg #381119

have fun my cali friend! n/m