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Posted by ME/NJ on 11/30/11 7:39pm
Msg #405355

Hi my name is Mike

Could someone open up and hand over all contacts and fee schedule so I have no need to research or learn the business.

Reply by jba/fl on 11/30/11 7:50pm
Msg #405356

I am the Village Idiot and will comply with your request.

First, send me a credit card - any one with a $50K line of credit. After I finish using it, I will send you all info as requested. Free shipping, expect 2-5 business days for your package to arrive. Use the address in my profile.

Enjoy your day!

Reply by jba/fl on 11/30/11 7:53pm
Msg #405357

Mike: it has been 3 minutes since I made my special offer

You must realize that time is of the essence. Do not be disappointed - submit that credit card now for instant approval.

Reply by jba/fl on 11/30/11 7:56pm
Msg #405358

Oh, Mike....the clock is ticking....

And I am getting irritated as I need to find another sucker, er, I mean, prospect before the night is done. I have 17 little children that need you to respond quickly.

Please do not make them unhappy, especially this time of the year. This is not the time to disappoint me either.

Reply by ME/NJ on 11/30/11 8:14pm
Msg #405360

I'll do anything for 45 bucks.. Please send them my way n/m

Reply by Claudine Osborne on 11/30/11 8:35pm
Msg #405362

Re: I'll do anything for 45 bucks.. Please send them my way

Somebodys going to do it..for $ 30.00..You guys crack me up..

Reply by Michael Edmonds on 11/30/11 8:42pm
Msg #405363

I can do 30 bucks, just keep it to 200 pages lots of faxs n/m

Reply by NJDiva on 11/30/11 9:02pm
Msg #405365

Stop beating that poor dead carcass...geesh

what more can be said? lol

Reply by desktopfull on 11/30/11 10:04pm
Msg #405371

ROFLMAO! Too funny! n/m

Reply by CJ on 12/1/11 12:43am
Msg #405395

Re: ROFLMAO! Too funny!

Everyone here has put in their blood, sweat and tears to build their businesses. No one is going to hand it to anyone else on a silver platter.

Reply by BrendaTx on 12/1/11 6:41am
Msg #405405

I know! What's up with that? n/m

Reply by MW/VA on 12/1/11 8:16am
Msg #405411

ROFL! I love sarcasm! :-) n/m


 
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