Posted by HisHughness on 11/29/11 3:04pm
Msg #405210
Signing Central has its limitations
Or, perhaps more correctly, it doesn't take into account MY limitations.
Accepted a closing from Expert Signings. Checked SC, everything hunky dory. Got screwed, went back to SC. Seems there is an Expert Signing Service, which has an excellent reputation, and then there is Expert Signings, which -- you guessed it -- is not even good enough to line the bottom of a bird cage.
Note to self: Answer that ad for a remedial reading course.
Note to others: Don't make my mistake. Tell Expert Signings the location of the nearest short pier where they can take a long walk.
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Reply by BossLadyMD on 11/29/11 3:56pm
Msg #405213
awww..so sorry hugh :( n/m
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Reply by GOLDGIRL/CA on 11/29/11 4:02pm
Msg #405214
Say it ain't so!!
I can't believe that you - of all notaries - are going to take it on the chin from these bums.
C'mon - set an example. At least go down fightin'
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Reply by Saul Leibowitz on 11/29/11 5:05pm
Msg #405220
Re: Say it ain't so!!
Hugh, sorry for your trouble on this one. I tried a remedial reading course but they said I was incorrigible [or was it full of bull?]. Since you and I are older than most people on this board, we will just have to be more careful when we read things.
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Reply by BrendaTx on 11/29/11 7:57pm
Msg #405230
Age is only a number, baby.
My son said that in 1994 when one of my dearest and very beautiful friends visited. She was my age. The kid was all ga ga...Age is ONLY a number, Mom.
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Reply by jba/fl on 11/29/11 8:01pm
Msg #405231
Re: Age is only a number, baby.
I remember when my son said that to my friend (he didn't bother with me first). Was a bit of a shock....but that is what guys do isn't it.
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Reply by BrendaTx on 11/29/11 8:06pm
Msg #405233
Jules, the point is that Saul needs to leave that
A-word out of it. 
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Reply by jba/fl on 11/29/11 8:19pm
Msg #405235
Oh, I agree....I know I am 33. Or 43? n/m
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Reply by HisHughness on 11/29/11 9:06pm
Msg #405237
Actually, age is several numbers
50 more pounds than when I was 45.
26 teeth.
20/20 no more.
14 prescriptions.
6 stents
3 night-time bathroom visits.
2 fiber pills every day.
1 artificial heart valve made of bovine tissue (which, incidentally, means I can legitimately dispense bullsh!t).
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Reply by NJDiva on 11/30/11 4:19pm
Msg #405341
ROFLMAO
"1 artificial heart valve made of bovine tissue (which, incidentally, means I can legitimately dispense bullsh!t)."
I love to be able to sit at my computer and laugh out loud...with a good belly laugh at that! Thanks Hugh! If we could only get you to be nice, sweet and hysterical ALL THE TIME!!! LOL
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