Posted by Eva75Eva on 1/26/13 12:18am
Msg #452331
Freaky sound effects
Okay so this is how my day went...At my first signing the borrower was holding his year old baby girl and began to start kissing on her in a most audible and explicit, dare I say, pornographic manner as I waited for him to notice that I had set another document in front of him. A very uncomfortable three minutes passed of this nonstop awkward display of affection. His wife had to intervene and remind him that the notary was waiting for him to sign the next document. On top of that the baby was quite gaseous and popped out three very profound farts.
At my next signing it went in a more unappetizing and gross sound effect of listening to the borrower continuously sniff his runny nose back up into his nostrils followed by a loud gulp. And then it was followed by a very loud stomach growl. It was as though his stomach was begging for more and he happily obliged. By the end of the signing I was ready to vomit. How was your day?
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Reply by Shan/CA on 1/26/13 12:50am
Msg #452332
Nas and T! LOL
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Reply by Karla/OR on 1/26/13 2:03am
Msg #452334
Eva, I think you may have won the "Weirdest notary assignment of the week" award!!!
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Reply by CJ on 1/26/13 10:18am
Msg #452346
Ditto That! Yikes! n/m
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Reply by Malbrough_LA on 1/26/13 10:43am
Msg #452351
" It was as though his stomach was begging for more and he happily obliged."
First....interesting people we meet sometimes.
Second, perhaps his stomach was attempting to stage a coup against the unpleasant foreign matter which was being deposited into it. Mine would NOT happily oblige.
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Reply by Buddy Young on 1/26/13 12:53pm
Msg #452380
My first signing of the day was with a divorsed may who couldn't hear. I had to yell everytime I said something. I was horse afterwards and couldn't talk for the rest of the day, my voice was almost a whisper.
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Reply by Yael Ellsworth on 3/13/13 4:11pm
Msg #461020
Facebook is getting boring these days. I'd rather come on here for more interesting entertainment. I did a search using "first signings" as I'm just doing research to get started. Thank you.
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