Posted by Malbrough_LA on 7/24/13 2:25pm
Msg #477931

E-Notaries.net....about our relationship...

We've never had one. I understand you only wish to pay me $70 for anything you e-mail me. I'm not willing to take this. This is where I'd usually say, it's not you...it's me...this is where I'd also say we've just grown apart and that I've changed...

Unfortunately I can say none of these things because it is you, and we've never been together to grow apart. If this were a relationship, I'd have already filed a restraining order or pressed charges for stalking. Cease and desist. I don't work for that low and have never worked for that low. Thank you for understanding it's most certainly you; it's not me. Do not keep in touch.

Reply by Yoli/CA on 7/24/13 2:53pm
Msg #477936

I LOVE it!

ROFLMAO!!!!

Reply by Barbara___IL on 7/24/13 2:55pm
Msg #477937

That is so FUNNY! :) n/m

Reply by Linda_H/FL on 7/24/13 4:04pm
Msg #477948

You're too much Ryan.. ROFL! n/m

Reply by closergrl on 7/24/13 4:26pm
Msg #477950

Awesome! n/m

Reply by CarolF/NC on 7/24/13 6:09pm
Msg #477956

Great!!! n/m

Reply by 101livescan on 7/24/13 11:43pm
Msg #477971

You have such a way with parting words! HEARTBREAKER YOU!

Reply by Clem/CA on 7/25/13 1:06am
Msg #477972

What about the pre-nup?

Reply by Christine/OK on 7/25/13 8:08am
Msg #477982

OMG! Simply LOVE your sense of humor/dry wit. :D n/m

Reply by Moneyman/TX on 7/25/13 8:51am
Msg #477988

A++ n/m

Reply by Malbrough_LA on 7/25/13 9:09am
Msg #477991

I completely blame British comedy for my sense of humor...

Evidential support, Clive Anderson and the whole BBC production > Drew Carey and the whole American production of Who's Line, Monty Python > all sketch comedy (clearly not counting Fawlty Towers...that would just be an impossible choice.)

At any rate, I've often been told I'm so dry it safest not to light a match. This saddens me because the world could use just a scant bit more light with less match wielders in it.