Posted by 101livescan on 9/15/13 3:51pm
Msg #484718

Today's Script for Screening signing companies

Hello, yes, I'm available at such and such a time on such and such a day.

Do you promise to pay me? Really?
When do you pay? Will it be less than 45 biz days that I can expect payment?
Will you pay my full fee?
Where do I find you if you end up not paying me; what rock will you be hiding under?
Oh, I should have inquired, since you have requested my BCG from XYZ, do you or anyone on your staff have a criminal record? Can you send me your BCG, bond, biz license and your checking account information in case we have to go to Small Claims for me to collect my fee from your company. And who is your insurance carrier, do you have a valid DL, and what is your SSN?

Yes, you have a nice day too.

Just getting ready for Monday. Have I left anything out?

Reply by Les_CO on 9/15/13 4:24pm
Msg #484720

Do you think they will understand all that when their first language is Hindi, Tagalog, or Malay?

Reply by JanetK_CA on 9/15/13 5:08pm
Msg #484722

ROFLMAO!!!!

How about:

Will someone answer your phone if there's an issue at the signing - or if your payment isn't delivered as promised? Or will I get a voice mail that hasn't yet been set up or is full?

Reply by Notarysigner on 9/15/13 5:15pm
Msg #484723

Re: Today's Script for Screening signing companies and don't

forget the Phone and anonymous names used when posting on forums.

Reply by Susan Fischer on 9/15/13 6:14pm
Msg #484729

And just in case, what are your FedEx/UPS/Pony Express

billing numbers?

Reply by CarolF/NC on 9/15/13 7:34pm
Msg #484735

Thanks. Got my laugh for the day. To n/m

Reply by CJ on 9/15/13 7:47pm
Msg #484738

If you really want to reverse it . . .

We work on the good faith that they will perform and pay us. How about they pay us on the good faith that we will do the job?

Reply by MW/VA on 9/15/13 7:50pm
Msg #484740

ROFLMAO! Thanks for adding some humor to the

forum! ;-)