Well...I think I finally got on the CA DMV Letter of the Month Club, minus their secret decoder ring.
This month's letter had another round of 'instructions' and possible *consequences* if not followed immediately. It was ominously signed "Vlad", Section Director, Cell Block 3.
Scratching my head...
Anyway, I now need to remit my CA DMV registration fee in gold notes, to the attention of "Vlad", or suffer the following:
- Will be required to report to the Water Department for a session of waterboarding indoctrination.
- Serve 100 hours of Community Service picking up Cuban cigar butts along the highway and
deporting them back to Cuba.
- Spend 8 hours in Comedy Traffic Safety School. Again???
- Spend three nights as a police ride-along pursuing high speed chases on southern California highways.
- Spend the summer with the CA Highway Department removing Sasquatch roadkill.
And of course, all sorts of other mean and nasty things if I don't comply.
Anxiously awaiting my next Letter of the Month from Vlad at the CA DMV. |
