Marty TX, joined by many others, gushes:
***Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!!!***
You should all be aware that Paul is to be inducted next week into the Society for the Advancement & Investiture of Naturally Thoughtful Signers. The only thing that has delayed his induction heretofore has been the question of what to call him. St. Paul was aleady taken. St. PAW was considered, but rejected on the grounds that it would inevitably evoke memories and comments about what he used to do to the female office help. The Society has finally settled upon the simple St. P, though there were some scattered objections to that based upon its similarity to a bodily function. An ad hockey Committee to Reexamine the Advancement of Paul was appointed, and ultimately cleared the way for Paul's investiture when it reported that the only bodily function that he could possibly be confused with was drooling mindlessly, and the Presidency had preempted that. |
