Oh no, you mean I shouldn't show up in my bathrobe, slippers, curlers in my hair. Then throw the papers on the table and tell them they have 30 minutes to sign them all since it's gonna take 15 minutes on each breast to nurse the baby who has a bad case of gas. Then I have to go so I can pick up the twin and get to my next feeding... opps I mean signing. Oh and the bonus prize is they get an extra 5 minutes to recheck thier signatures since it wasn't gas and I'm gonna change the poopy diaper on thier table. Oh beware of the sprinkler, he's such a little fireman.
Good grief. |
