The British doctor, Dr. James, says: "We took a dead man's balls and transplanted them to a living man and now he is looking for work."
The German doctor, Dr. Krause, says: In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor, Dr. Vernacheskof, says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor, Dr. Ben Carson, laughs, and says: "You all are behind us. Seven years ago, we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
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