Posted by Douglas Crane on 1/18/12 9:15pm
Msg #409420

Speedy Notary and Doc. Signing - Nationwide Mobile Notary Services

I've done many signings for Dorit and have always been paid on time and in full. She is a pleasure to work with. When I had a difficult signing or questions she has always been right there and happy to help any way I needed to get the job done. I wish all signing companies were like this one.

Reply by jba/fl on 1/18/12 9:32pm
Msg #409421

Where are these people located? More info is needed

With so many companies that have similar names, it is very helpful to know. Thanks.

Reply by HisHughness on 1/18/12 9:48pm
Msg #409422

Any company that has "Speedy" as the first word...

... in its name, and still earns a 4-star rating from Service Central, even if it is 4,000 miles away from the scabrous Speedy Closing and Title Services, has got to be headed by business geniuses. Can you imagine the hostility that must greet their schedulers, and the volume of hangup responses they encounter? I've never worked with Speedy Notary and Doc. Signing, but darn, I sure do want to. I want to buy them lunch. I want to wash their cars. I want to clean their toilets. And I want them to write a practice and procedures manuel for MY business.

Reply by NJDiva on 1/19/12 8:43am
Msg #409437

OMG...hysterical...Hugh in all your Hughness...

I never heard of, nor have I seen the word "scabrous". I was intrigued because although its evident what the connotation is meant to be, I just looked it up to see what the literal meaning is (after all, my Grandfather always made us look up the meaning of a word in the dictionary if we asked what it meant...so grateful he did that, it certainly widened my vocabulary-of course not to the extent of yours Hugh-and as such, I now always look up a word to find out the literal definition if I don't know what it means.)

The 1st def was "with rough surface"
The 2nd was "requiring tact"
and the 3rd and final (which is incredibly appropo) is:
"'obscene' -dealing with or referring to s*x in an obscene way."

So my question is, how does "scabrous" apply to your description of Speedy Closings? ROFLMAO This is NOT a LITERAL question, requiring a LITERAL answer...lmao

Just had to ask.

Reply by BrotherOwner on 1/19/12 10:12am
Msg #409441

Re: OMG...hysterical...Hugh in all your Hughness...

Last time I looked, "SEX" was NOT a four letter word. I mean , after all, that's how I got here, lol.

Reply by HisHughness on 1/19/12 10:50am
Msg #409442

Re: OMG...hysterical...Hugh in all your Hughness...

Webster's New World Dick 'n' Harry:
Scabrous: Marked with or as with scabs; blotchy, encrusted, etc.

Others to whom the term would apply:
SOX
Saffir
Bob_Chixxxx. Oops.

You do raise a legitimate question, though. Is Speedy simply scabby, or is it a running, pus-filled sore on the body of the real estate/financial industry?

Reply by Yoli/CA on 1/19/12 6:37pm
Msg #409480

Totally agree with you, Douglas. Wish Dorit would call me more often. (though she did send me a happy birthday wish on Monday)

Speedy Notary and Doc. Signing is located in Los Angeles, CA.