Hey Lily - One thing about it, you will never do a favor or last minute jump for these folks, will you?
How about if we ALL fly into MD and bunk up with you, Loretta, Art and Beth?
Packing list:
Trip Dress code: Formal - Revenge of the Nerds - always white sox with black pumps or dress shoes. Black tie - wear your white socks. For the gentlemen - always wear black socks with shorts (outter wear - not underwear!) This will preserve formal dress guildelines.
For casual - I'd like to bring the Charlene Tilton look back...like in the show "Dallas," only a small and modest amount of trashy, but trashy nonetheless, a VolksWagon convertible, cowboy boots/hats. And, I would like to add an order of tator tots to that, plus a Barbie bunkhouse out in the back yard, some of those cute plastic horses that do not make a mess... and one ranch hand just like Ray from Dallas...and he should have access to a Barbie and Ken Dreamhouse / adult-life size with two domestics, a three carat engagement ring and a pool.
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Uh oh, I really put that up there didn't I?
Whoa ... okay forget the dress code, just make plans to accomodate us Lily!  I will bring extra stamp ink and we might even use red ink just once to make illiciit notary seals on notebook paper. Would that make that old loan leave you alone?
This kind of thing always helps me to feel happier. It's your call Lily!! |
