PAW wryly noted:
***Last evening I was propositioned for the first time in a long, long time. And in front of my dear wife, too boot! She was unfazed, to say the least. She told the young lady to go ahead, but be advised that she (my wife) would be calling the local constabulary to report an "assault with a dead weapon". ***
My wife, while no less sardonic, is a bit more topical. Of late, she has been known, after a glance in my direction, to refer to a "weapon of Ms. deception." |