Kat warns:
***Hugh, you can take me out to lunch when I come to Texas in March. We're thinking of moving.... and coming out for a 'scouting' expedition next month.***
You need to plan to move before July 1. On that date the gate on a fence, now under construction along the entire western side of Texas, will be closed and locked, nevermore to be opened. The flood of Californians who wanted to meet God -- or at least Willie Nelson, who sitteth upon His right hand -- has overwhelmed our resources. We just don't have enough psychiatrists, tattoo parlors and smog to go around. The Legislature knew something had to be done when a Good Ol' Boy out in Abilene walked into a bar and ordered a cowpunchino. If you hurry, you can make it in before the gate hits you in the butt.
One other thing: I taught CaliNotary everything he knows about being nasty. I remember fondly the first time he sent a fledgling notary howling back to the National Notary Association seeking solace. The lad does have promise; no tact, but lots and lots of promise. I have recommended him for the headmaster's job at an alligator training school in Calcasieu Parish, LA. |
