Hugh, You had questions about MOJO. Here are the correct answers...
Will it increase the number and effectiveness of my pheromones? Yes. Period. End of statement. Not another word.
Is it really better reading than a Eugene O'Neill play? Yes, but not better than Dan Jenkins' Semi-Tough.
Does it simply and errorlessly calculate my taxes? - Alas, no; it requires honest entries in certain sections for that.
Will it truly restrain the ghost of my ex-mother-in-law? - No. Try Haldol & Milk of Magnesia.
Will it reduce my lovely and talented wife's penchant for plastic? - Nothing will.
Will it really refuse to let me go beyond the 3,000-mile checkup on my automobile? No--To 3883 - but absolutely no further than that.
Will it improve my daughter's grades in nursing school? - Yes, and just like Keds she will definitely run faster and jump higher.
Will it finally illuminate the truth for my friends, acquaintances and associates who still plan to vote Republican? Ask your mother-in-law--she'll know.
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