This is known as the Homer Simpson gambit:
Nurse: You need to get this shot to prevent against Covid Patient: I don't wanna N: But it could save your life P: I don't care, I don't want it! N: P: N: You can get a free donut every day. P: Ooooh, donuts!
Also, I heard this one recently: the worst time to have a heart attack is when you're playing charades, especially if your team is really bad at it. |