A group of my fraternity brothers and sisters from my college days decided to start a friendly challenge to see who could write the best contemporary lyrics for a Christmas song.
I've never done song parody before, but here's my entry, sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer:
Grandma got run over by the virus
After family dinner Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as Covid
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
She refused to wear a face mask
Would never go to take the shot
She started taking ivermectin
Now she's eating grass and mooing quite a lot.
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We tried reasoning with Grandma
Explained how science really works
She refused to be dissuaded
And she thinks the CDC is full of jerks
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She'd been watching Tucker Carlson
Thought Dr. Fauci is a fraud
She's a rabid anti-vaxxer
Now the doc says she's about to meet the Lord.
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