I just stole this off an e-mail I received.
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk
the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl
who was at the beach pretty much every day. She
wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she
carried, except for one thing; she would
approach people who were sitting on the beach,
glance around furtively, then speak to them.
Generally the people would respond negatively and
she would wander off, but occasionally someone
would nod and there would be a quick exchange of
money and something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and
debated calling the cops, but since they didn't
know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey,
have you ever
noticed that she only goes up to
people with boom boxes and other electronic
devices?"
He hadn't, and said so.
Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to
get a
towel and our big radio and go lie out on the
beach. Then we can find out what she's really
doing."
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the
wife was almost hopping up and down with
anticipation when she saw the girl talk to
her husband and then leave.
The man walked up the beach and met his wife at
the road.
Well, is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly.
"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably
more than he should have.
"Well, what is it, then? What does she do?" his
wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, "Her name is Sally, and
she's a battery salesperson"
"Batteries?" cried the wife.
"Yes," he replied.
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