and today threw me completely in a spiral when I received docs 30 minutes late capsizing my entire boat load of signings scheduled today. I called the borrower to say I'm running late, is she available at 1:30p. She agrees. I get to my 9am 30 minutes late because the SERVICE STINKS, that signing goes south due to document error. So I am now available to attend 10am with the docs that were 30 minutes late.
We begin to go through the documents, I've had no time to preview them, I printed and ran out the door. I forgot the grocery list my bro gave me and raced to town. On the way I watched the cleanup crew collecting 21K gallons of crude oil on our beautiful white beaches and kelp bed shore, thinking, gas prices are going to soar. The wrong people get to pay for this incompetence. Oh well, pray for the schools of whales and their young ones and all the birds who are wearing oil slick coats now.
THERE IS NO NOTE in the BofA package. I begin to tremble, what a major CLUSTERF$#K. I'm just beside myself. I go to FEDEX and get online to perview documents on line to check out if there was a note and it just didn't print at my office for some reason, but the borrower's copy also did not have a note in it.
I call SS and ask them to please send to the borrower in an email, I'm going back at 1:30pm. I'm asked, "did you sign the rest of the package?" No I adjourned the signing due to lack of complete package, and wasn't sure I could get back there today
Are you kidding? I don't have a good set of documents. By the time I get back to the borrower and expecting they have emailed and she has printed the three page note, but no one called her or sent her the note. I'm getting sick to my stomach, because I'm busier than crap and I'm completely frustrated with the fumbling of this assignment.
So I'm standing in an elevator of an investment advisor building and two girls step in. They are on their way to Las Vegas for the long holiday. They were really buff and gorgeous. Turns out they go to LV to pole dance on the weekends and make enough bank where they don't have to worry about 8 to 5 employment during the week. They are college students, and they are investing their earnings wisely.
Now, I'm thinking what a fxxxing idiot I am for doing what I do, because there was a time (16 yo), I could have been a pole dancer in a strip club, but my upbringing would not have allow that.
What a gig, huh? Beats the hell out of elections, panhandling and loan signing, IMHO.
Any one got any better suggestions? |
