The worst thing that can happen to you is notary jail. I went to jail tonight, it wasn't too bad. I notarized a confidential marriage license application for an inmate and his fiance. I got right in, past 4 doors where you must be buzzed in, so you can say I got buzzed tonight. Finally got to the little room with a black telephone to speak with the inmate...so closterfobic in those things.
The clerk at the front desk said we'd have to wait about 10 minutes for the inmate to be brought down from the, get this, HONOR FARM. I asked him for a pitcher of margaritas while we waited, he laughed. Usually they are so droll and somber and never smile. I got a smile and a laugh. Guy must be new.
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