I have five mega rolls of toilet paper, on hand when the world went viral. Plus my daughter brought me a package of 12 regular rolls. That's a total of 17 -- count'em, s.e.v.e.n.t.e.e.n. -- rolls of toilet paper, more toilet paper than I have ever owned, even when there six in our family.
And I am horribly constipated.
It's a strange, strange world we live in. |