"good morning, afternoon, evening, Notary"
"are you available for a signing on such and such a day at such and such a time?"
"it is only 1.2 miles from you"
"it is only 39 pages, a sellers package"
"we pay (a whopping) $40 for a sellers package"
At which time, I'm bored with the conversation and no-win offer.
"how come you're not available"
Really?
If any one here wants to start a signing service, I have the entire collection of one demised signing service's operations and procedures manuals on what schedulers do and how they contact notaries, what to say, what to do if there are no takers and how/when to escalate to $70-$75 in a 911 emergency. It's hilarious.
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