Okay...but just so you know, the catacomb overseer has already accepted my "get out of jail free" card plus 20 free notarizations (nominal travel fee) so I'm exempt from being sent there. AND...no one else gets this deal as I've also offered to notarize for his friends and family at half price and babysit his 4 year old triplets for free so he and his wife can have date nights.
BYE!!! You go back to the catacombs and I'll stay right here. |
