| Chenita the Chiweenie has no yard, so she buries her doggie biscuits in the house. She has buried them in the dirty clothes, discovered only after said clothes had been through the wash; and beneath my pillow, leading to a rude awakening from a dream in which the pillow was a shapely platinum blonde and . . . well, I woke up. The ultimate, though, was when I was sitting on the toilet, trousers around my ankles, and she buried a doggie biscuit in my pants. I'm grateful I don't give her chicken livers for treats. |
