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How to occupy a dog during a signing
Posted by Hampton/CA of ? on 7/24/05 10:47am Msg #54235
When I get a dog that is a bother, I just pull out my Thomas Sirianni doll and toss it across the room. Then I say, "Bad man! Get him!"

At that, the dog bristles and chases after the doll, which he proceeds to tear apart with his teeth and eat. Once finished, the dog will usually wander off to a corner where he gets sick and.... removes the Thomas Sirianni doll from his stomach.

What a mess! Pieces of Siranni all over the floor! It's just awful!

If the dog recovers before the signing is over and wanders back to the signing table, I take out my Vital Signings doll and hand it to the dog, who promptly chomps down on it. The doll has a boatload of paper in it's hand, and I tell the dog, "Take this doll into the other room and fax back all those papers and then wait for them to call you back."

The dog turns and walks away, grumbling, "What a bunch of crap. I don't have the time to fax back all this junk!"

I then complete the signing and leave, while the dog is still feeding papers into the fax machine.
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 Dogs! - Paul2_FL on 7/23/05 10:00pm
 Re: Dogs! - Lee/AR on 7/23/05 10:34pm
 Re: Dogs! - Joan-OH on 7/23/05 11:46pm
 Re: Dogs! - Luci/CA on 7/24/05 12:18am
 Re: Dogs! Agree -- Arf-Arf Grrrrr! n/m - John_NorCal on 7/24/05 12:48am
 Re: Dogs! Agree -- Arf-Arf Grrrrr! n/m - calipat/ca on 7/24/05 2:03am
 80/20 That have dogs -  Teasa Mahar on 7/24/05 8:28am
 Re: Dogs! -  CarolynCO on 7/24/05 2:31pm
 Re: Dogs!--Carolyn & Pryor - Great minds... -  BrendaTX on 7/24/05 3:37pm
 Re: Dogs! - jojo_MN on 7/24/05 9:04am
 How to occupy a dog during a signing - Hampton/CA on 7/24/05 10:47am
 Re: How to occupy a dog during a signing - LawrenceOK on 7/24/05 11:17am
 Re: How to occupy a dog during a signing - LynnNC on 7/24/05 11:40am
 You never fail to give me a laugh, Hampton - thx...:) n/m - TitleGalCA on 7/24/05 2:37pm
 Great! - Melody on 7/24/05 5:11pm
 Re: Dogs! - JurneiCA on 7/24/05 10:53am
 Re: Dogs! - Paul2_FL on 7/24/05 11:22am
 Re: Dogs! - LawrenceOK on 7/24/05 11:44am
 Gonna Get a Sirianni Doll/Perfect - Teasa/NY on 7/24/05 12:24pm
 Re: Gonna Get a Sirianni Doll/Perfect - GREAT POST... -  BrendaTX on 7/24/05 1:13pm
 Re: Dogs! - KAY RHODEN on 7/24/05 5:30pm

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