Ever since Claudine Osborne told us about her mortifying experience of when a title company accused her of having a cat that peed on the documents she sent back to them. Supposedly, they received the package and it reeked of cat urine (or what they thought was cat urine . . . Fed Ex ships human urine samples on a regular basis to drug testing labs). That was a little over three years ago and ever since that horrifying experience poor Claudine had to endure, I have never used a cardboard envelope since, and I guess I never will. |