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Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact?
Posted by Bear900/CA of CA on 6/27/17 10:54am Msg #577507
I'm 'cooked', my house is on fire, I'm down in the Grand Canyon let me see if I can climb out fast enough, I'm hanging from an amusement park ride, I'm stuck at the airport looking for my visa, my daughter's getting married in half an hour, I'm on the roof of my house trying to call 911 can you please hang up, I'm undergoing heart surgery but can be there tomorrow, as soon as they pry me out of this car, let me check with my bail bondsman, the neighbor's pit-bull won't let me out of the house, a tree fell on my house and I can't reach my journal, someone bled on my ink pad, as soon as I get rid of this rash, I'm just about done with this wine trail, I'm out of state will you pay extra, my printer melted on your last 400 page order, I'm being chased by a bear (pant for this one), the power's out in my neighborhood, and finally....can we meet at the bar?

They won't care!

My favorite: "I'm going to my dad's funeral in a couple of hours." "Do you think you can squeeze this in before?" (sure, he can wait...) True story. Happened to me 10 years ago. Salute!
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 Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - Alz on 6/26/17 7:43pm
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? -  Yoli/CA on 6/26/17 7:58pm
 Alternatively, I simply say, "Thank you for the call, but -  John/CT on 6/26/17 8:36pm
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - LKT/CA on 6/26/17 8:32pm
 the same idea if you get a call -  Donna LaBelle on 6/27/17 2:20pm
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - SteveS/CA on 6/26/17 8:38pm
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - LKT/CA on 6/26/17 8:47pm
 agree with Yoli and LKT..... - notarydi/CA on 6/26/17 9:08pm
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - SteveS/CA on 6/26/17 9:32pm
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - 5344/TX on 6/26/17 9:20pm
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - SteveS/CA on 6/26/17 9:24pm
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - ananotary on 6/26/17 10:09pm
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - Luckydog on 6/26/17 10:12pm
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - SteveS/CA on 6/26/17 10:26pm
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? -  Cari on 6/27/17 5:50am
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - SteveS/CA on 6/27/17 9:17am
 Steve, the truth or alternative fact...lol n/m -  Cari on 6/27/17 11:38am
 Re: Steve, the truth or alternative fact...lol - SteveS/CA on 6/27/17 12:04pm
 I Don't Drink So I Can't Relate To The Story . . . - PegiT_MN on 6/27/17 10:01am
 had nothing to do with drinking btw...was a long night of -  Cari on 6/27/17 11:39am
 Re: had nothing to do with drinking btw...was a long night of - PegiT_MN on 6/27/17 12:20pm
 Re: had nothing to do with drinking btw...was a long night of - PegiT_MN on 6/27/17 12:24pm
 sorry for the confusion Pegi... n/m -  Cari on 6/27/17 4:34pm
 Re: had nothing to do with drinking btw...was a long night of - LKT/CA on 6/27/17 8:36pm
 Re: had nothing to do with drinking btw...was a long night of - PegiT_MN on 6/27/17 8:42pm
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - Bear900/CA on 6/27/17 10:54am
 LOL! Priceless! :>) -  JanetK_CA on 6/27/17 5:59pm
 Re: I don't see a dilemma - Louisiana33 on 6/27/17 11:24am
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - Alz on 6/27/17 10:01pm
 Re: Should you tell the truth or give an alternative fact? - SteveS/CA on 6/28/17 8:02am



 
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